So at christmas table people start to talk about optimists and pessimists and me as a 9gag-er have seen this post.
I am laughing my ass off when they talk about glass have full. If I hadn't few months ago been caught very very drunk on vodka and at the table wasn't sitting an recovering alcoholic ( not me) I would have said as an optimist that the glass is half vodka. But that would be awkward.
I had to be caught. I could have said that joke. NO if I hadn't been caught I would have been soooo drunk right now......